:: on the cover this week, Feadur's sword as those blur lines like you see in comics when things
are moving really fast, as it swings above Karl Talon's head, who's bending over to tie his shoe::
Caption on the left side of the magazine:  Feadur spins completely around with a high cut! 
Advantage to Karl Talon who ducks out of the way!  BD

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Dos TODAY, Volume 1, Issue 8

Contents:

Letter to Editor                   page 2
Advert for Sloth Shamn's Leaves         page 3
Editorial                     page 4
Advert GUYTAR'S Gore               page 5
Interview with Fantasy RC               page 6
Advert for Gloin's Weapon O Rama        page 7
Advert for Arelia's Trinkets            page 7
Photo spread                       page 8
Advert for Chanson's Musical Day Care   page 10
Advert for Dark Axe's Lessons      page 11
A Dueler's Tale--special section        page 12
Advert for Alkron's Dueling school      page 14
Advert for VegaDragon's Armory          page 15
Upcoming Events                    page 16
Advert for Dark Axe's Cologne      page 18
back page, Gaijin's ad                  page 19

Staff:    Oscar Madison, Editor in chief
     Broadway Dan, Associate Editor (photos by Dan so stated by a BD)
     Hedda Hat, occasional columnist
     DarkAxe, Contributing writer
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page 2

Esteemed Sir,

  In reading your fine publication this evening I came across a small error that may perhaps be
perceived by some as partiality on your part.  Though you and I happen to see eye to eye on the
issue of the new fancy rule, in that we would both select questionnaire item "a", I would note that
the wording of item "e" may be construed as highly exclusionary by many duelists.

  It has been my experience that at least as many non-warlords as warlords have been displeased
by the new rule; both commoners and grand masters have voiced their displeasure at coming so
far to be "robbed" of a privilege they fought against but will now never fight with.  Though I feel
the rule was a necessary change and a major enhancement of the game as a whole, in the interest
of fancies, I recommend that you alter the wording of questionnaire item "e" in order to receive an
accurate indicator of public sentiment.

  As always thank you kindly for your time, and doubly so for producing such a surpassingly
excellent publication.

Yours sincerely,
Fandral Kurgan

Response:
Dear Shadowrun,
  Your remark that "at least as many non-warlords as warlords have been displeased by the new
rule."  Even though only week one of the poll has gone by, and it will be extended to allow
everyone to vote, so far the only people to have voted "d" or "e" have been warlords.  It seems
that the lower ranked people are all saying "a" or "b," but mostly "a".  For instance, in one
comment from Walkker, he says that, "Those of us in the lower ranks find it an advantage.  It isn't
so devastating to challenge a warlord.  We stand a chance of winning, instead of having an uphill
battle."
  This is typical of the responses I have been getting from the lower ranked duelers.
  However, in concession, I have altered the wording of "e" to as follows:  E: "I hate the rule!  It
took away all my fancies or potential fancies!"
-Dan

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page 3

::A bright green photo of the jungle appears on this page and down on the floor of this
rainforested scene is the loinclothed Warsloth, SlothShamn, standing at a small booth.  A sign in
front of the booth reads::
Leaves for sale.  Improve your dueling while you heal your wounds with SlothShamn's wondrous
magical leaves.  (Sloth also recommends chewing a leaf or two before dueling him, although this
magazine cannot be held responsible for the outcome of the duel.)

Leaves, they're not just for shade anymore.

Contact SlothShamn for your leaves today.

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page 4

What Service...

  Last week if you recall, this editor complained about the standings as being rather a mess.  It was
also reported that Gloin had taken over the thankless task.  And lo and behold, the last 2 weeks
the standings were posted as scheduled and they were wonderfully free of error.  What's more, the
new feature of having the date the warrior last fought is rather handy as well.
  So hats off to Gloin.  Keep up the good work.

-Ed...


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page 5

::the page opens on a photo of halfling Guytar standing with one hand on the hilt of his sword, the
tip of which is on the ground.  The runes on the sword are stained with bits of red.  He is wearing
his elven armor with a large button on it.  In his other hand he is holding out a bag full of amber
fluid.::

Buy my bag o' gore!
Have you ever been to a match with is completely made of defensive moves or where the
opponents just dance a lot?
Here is your solution!
You can throw it at a friend!
Juggle it!
Or for that special vampire in your life... it is guaranteed pure and safe to ingest.
It's only two gold pieces a bag... (the stuff o' life)

Are you a commoner?
Do you get sick of being put upon by warlords?
Do you see all those "Amaltea for Overlord" buttons and wish you had a button?
Well now for the very first time, you can buy my "I'm a future warlord" button.
That's right.  Let them know!
Show them that you are no common commoner!
Just one copper!
For all this neat stuff and more, come see GUYTAR or if he's not around you may see Crodo foe.
I would like to give credit to Dare Ltan for showing me that there is a market out there for my
stuff.

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page 6

Interview with returning Warlord Fantasy RC

Broadway Dan, out scouting around for news found newly reactivated Fantasy RC and
interviewed him for the magazine.

DOS TODAY:  RC, what was your original reason for leaving?
FANTASY RC:  At the time of my original leaving, I had achieved most of what I set out to do.  
Even though there are many Warlords about with great knowledge and ability in Duel of Swords,
I, alone, held the title "The Warlord".  I felt that the competition level dropped in the sport, even
with many Warlords, so I decided it best to retire.

DT:  What did you do while you were away from the DoS?
RC:  Besides being a Warlord in Duel of Swords, I was also a Paladin in the Arena.  At the time
of my leaving, I was a GrandMaster Paladin, and also the Leader of the Paladin Guild.  After
leaving DoS, I began to strength the Paladins and the Guild of Paladin with increased knowledge
and skill programs, also increasing our numbers in a great recruiting campaign.  
  Currently, I am the 3rd Highest Ranking Member of all the Participants in the Arena, and my
Current title there is Champion GuildMaster Paladin.

DT:  And why have you chosen to return?
RC:  After being away a while, I started missing many of my friends from my past.  I came back
to the DoS to talk with them, and what I saw impressed me.  Many combatants were very skillful. 
I felt that they finally turned around the competition level of the sport.  So I decided to give it a
try, while still retired,  just for fun.  Afterwards, I decided that the competition level was higher
than even I took it to be, so I decided to come back and try my hand and skill at achieving what I
couldn't since my beginnings in DoS.  I wish to try and finally achieve the title of Overlord.

DT:  What do you think of the rule change about Fancy moves?
RC:  For myself, I can agree with the rule.  In many of my battles, I don't use Fancies, unless my
opponent chooses that as their preferred method.  Once they open the Fancy play, only then
would I utilize my fancies.  Also, I never believe in the fact of someone, no matter their level,
winning a match by a move that would normally have not won, but does, only because of the
Fanciness of it.

DT:  Did you try DoF, or the upcoming DoM? What are your thoughts on them?
RC:  I have not tried DoM, but I have been in DoF.  After seeing how the combatants there take
advantage of winning matches off of the new participants by using all of their knowledge and skill
against someone with no knowledge or skill of the spirit, I decide that it was not a sport for true
warriors, with honour.  This does not reflect the sport itself, or every participant, it just reflects
the few times I have been there, and the actions I saw, and sometimes felt, as when I first
attempted it and was taken by someone a couple levels above me, using all their skills while
fighting myself.  (Oscar has to agree on that one, as when he first tried the game he was gleefully
taken apart without any knowledge of the game either)

DT:  Any other comments?
RC:  I believe that after the several years that I have been away, that Duel of Swords has gone
through many changes, and will probably go through many more, but all in all, the participants
learn, adapt, and enhance their skill.
  I was most impressed upon a comment I heard last night, that truly made my returning worth
while.  Someone had said "We are all Friends down here" when someone mentioned that they felt
uncomfortable sparring with a friend.  I am glad to see that the hostilities in the sport, and even
between opposing schools, is all taken in good humor.
~~ Fantasy RC
DoS Warlord
 ~~ "The Mind Focused, The Body Unleashed"
Champion GuildMaster Paladin
Brotherhood of the Hand, Order of the Platinum Fist
"Our Hands for Duty, Our Hearts for Honour"
"We Serve to Preserve the Honour of Battle"

( All quotes are expressions of his life's beliefs, and in relation to DoS, "The Mind Focused, The
Body Unleashed" is the Dueling Style now being used by RC )

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page 7

::a small ad appears on the next page::
Gloin's Weapon-O-rama
 Servicing the greater RhyDIn area for over 146 years
       Sharpening and Cleaning Service
       New and Used Weapons Sales
       Consignments Negotiable
       No job too small
       Specializing in Swords and Axes
       Ask about our exclusive "Tempered Mithril" coating process  

"Shop conveniently located 3 doors south of the Red Dragon Inn"

=======================================================

::A photo of the shop front is surrounded by white roses with red spots with the caption, "Arelia's
Trinkets.... for all your dueling needs."

Exclusive supplier of Potion's Miracle Salve.  Special discounts available.

Your only fully functional and diverse shop in RhyDin

The one stop shopping experience.  If Arelia can't make it, it can't be done.

Arelia's is located next door to the Red Dragon Inn, and can be found in the message boards in
the "From the Dragon's Mouth" folder.

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page 8

photo spread

Picture: :::Dare's eyes bug out as he goes flying over Max's outstretched foot:::
Caption: Dare Ltan1 lunges with a thrust but MadMadMax fancy side steps for
the point!  BD

::Raven after beating up his new wife SaharaRose in the ring, is shown bending on his knee
kissing the boo boos away::
Caption:  Hearts and flowers in the basement.

DoS Today Triple-Picture!: :::Kazaroth and Lord Hrvst sing a duet "Stuck on You"! Mutual
Thrusts!  Both HIT!:::
:::Bapheloc's thrust is knocked aside by Cryptkickr's propitious circle parry!  Advantage
Cryptkickr!:::
:::Kar1 Talon thrusts!  Feadur thrust!  Perforation City as each takes a point!:::
Caption: In the words of RDI Gloin, "Wow!  Lotta thrustin' going on out there!"  BD

::gossip photo:  ::Siera Red and Harkur making eyes at each other and sharing gallons of ale::
Caption:  New interest in the warrior's life?  And how does he feel about her bathing habits?

DoS Today Extra-fun Super-gore picture!: :::Cryptkicker's face is taut with strain as he tugs at his
sword which is embedded about five inches into Bapheloc's temple, which is dripping blood and
oozing grey brain matter.:::
Caption: Cryptkickr manages to HIT (and I mean 'Hit!') with a high cut as Bapheloc tries to
sidestep from harm's way!   BD

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page 10

::the page opens to a full page photo of a large, relaxed-looking crowd in a nightclub, watching a
band on-stage perform.::

  "Music is Magic Nightclub, where music is a way of life.  Whether you simply want a night out
on the town, or whether you need to unwind (or celebrate) after an evening of dueling, stop by,
meet our friendly staff, and see performers that are world-famous both in RhyDin and back on
Earth.

  Also announcing a Saturday afternoon special -- Children's afternoon. Got a tough duel lined up
for Saturday night?  Need a little peace from the children, or just some practice time.  Bring your
child to the Music is Magic Children's Afternoon, where your child(ren) will be able not only to
listen to their favorites, but also perform them.  Refreshments to be provided. Donations go
towards a RhyDin halfway house for orphans, runaways, and those in trouble.

  The Music is Magic Nightclub is located in the From the Dragons Mouth message board."

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page 11

:: the page opens to a full length photo of Dark Axe, posed in a dueling stance, wearing a light
leather dueling vest, leather trousers, his long tawny hair held in the back by a single silver clasp. 
A large sign is seen in the background, it reads 'Come today! Join Ulath's dueling lessons Inc.! 
Drop a note to Ulath for details!' ::

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page 12

A Dueler's Tale,  part 1

by Ulath ni Fici 
 
     The wind splashed heavily upon his dark, desolate face as the scars outlining his cheek
shined in the smooth rays of the moonlight.  He leaned back on the saddle, the leather worn with
age, blood, and oil.  His silken, black garb was a stark contrast to the white horse he sat upon. 
His long, tawny hair framed his face gently, wisps of curly ends splashing across his tanned skin,
waves in a sea of darkness.  His jade eyes glanced out from their deep set, taking everything in,
their pinpoints of light smoothly running over everything.  His roughly muscular torso turned
about on the animal, to glance behind him at the long, windy dirt road.  The hoofmarks behind
him marking his path.  He turned back to glance at the strange city before him, wondrous beings
travelling between the dank alleyways of the streets--lights, magical and normal lighting every
corner, every sidestreet, with their white rays.
     He glanced around at the signs before him, the letters forming words, fitting into his mind. 
He saw one about dueling or some sort.  He strode toward that one, his dark green eyes upon it,
fixated.  He saw a few people entering, and leaving, their smooth, iron weapons hanging loosely
from scabbards at their waists.  One man had a sheath on his back, the long, heavy broadsword
dangling in it.
     He wrapped his right hand about the hilt of his axe, and tightly closed it.  He nodded to
himself and entered the strange building, filled with a cacophony of sound, fighting for dominance,
iron clashing with iron, chattering complaints, loud jabbering of drunken men, and the smooth,
romantic banter of flirtatious frivolity.  

to be continued...

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page 14

**ATTENTION DUELISTS!!**

Down on your luck with the sword?

Need proper attention in order to rise to your potential?

Well, now it's available!

But only if you join Dojo Alkron!

Taught by Warlord Alkron, the dojo also has 4 Warlord guest teachers...

1st and 2nd Ranked Amaltea and Siera Red!
AND,
Warlords Feadur and Qn Luthien!

All four of which are very successful Warlords!

For more information, email "GldenSword."

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page 15

::an ad opens before you, showing VegaDragon in his new store::

Weapons for sale!  New or used!  Plain or Magical!  Armor for the masses!  Come on down to
Vega's Armory and check out the merchandise!  All methods of payment accepted.  You cannot
be turned down for credit!  Come on down today!

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page 16

Upcoming events:

Scheduled for Monday night... 
Vixxenish Vs. Valmion

Official announcement made by Gloin:

Hear ye, Hear ye!

The match that was to be...
Is to be..

Vixxenish1 will defend her coveted title against VaImion this Monday, November 7th, 1994 at
9:00pm est in the Red Dragon's Great Hall (aka Dreamweaver's Lair)!

The match is to be called by none other than RDI Siera!

Formalities:

The right honorable Warlord VaImion selects...

Lady of Honor: Alaisia
Second: Shadowrun
Colors: Black and Silver of Questrion

Her Overlordship Vixxenish1 selects...

Lady of Honor:  Phylos
Second:  GrayMax
Colors:  Pink and Purple
Flower:  Carnation
Food: Corndogs
Dog:  Dalmation
Cat:  None
Tree: Hickory
Relative: Kathy
Gemstone:  Amethyst
Author:  Varies
Book:  Me and My Baby View the Eclipse
Poem: One Perfect Rose
Birthdate: Nov. 21

You won't want to miss this one!!!

(All rights reserved. Lefts may be substituted where appropriate)
(Any reprinting, rebroadcasting or regurgitating without the expressed permission of the
RDIDOSPA, the Questrion Dueler's Relief Fund, DoSToday and Any number of the special
interest groups wishing that Ross Perot would stay out of RDI internal affairs, is okay-fine by me)

(AND: Don't forget to vote, it's in the job description for living in a Democracy)


Coming soon to this magazine...
An interview with the innkeeper herself.  Kairee of the splendiferous legs.
A report on the Overlord challenge


DOS TODAY POLL:  Week 2

For all you who haven't gotten a chance to vote yet, we're running this a second week.  Results
will be up in next week's issue.  Names will of course be withheld unless otherwise stipulated by
the respondent.  (In other words we won't use your name unless you tell us we can  :D )

After a month of dueling what do you think of the new fancy rule?

Mark 'a' for 'I like it!'
Mark 'b' for 'It's okie!"
Mark 'c' for 'Huh?'
Mark 'd' for 'I sorta liked it better back in the olden days!'
Mark 'e' for 'I hate the rule!  It took away all my fancies or potential fancies!'

(Send your answer to BrdwayDan! Results will appear next week!)

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page 17


We're looking for a few good writers.

You'll qualify, though.

DoS Today will accept freelance writers! Send an article DoSEditor and join the ranks of the
published!

Fine print: all articles are the property of DoS Today, DoSEditor, and Bill Gates 'cause he owns
everything. We have the right to refuse to print anything, and we don't even have to send it back.
Nah nah!  (yeah just like the big boys.)

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page 18

::this page opens onto a full page black and white photo of Dark Axe laying on his back in the
DoS room, an arm propping his head up.  His upper body bare, glistened with water droplets,
covering the entire page, bronze skin gleaming with the reflection of the light.. on the top, in large
bold letters "Duel of Sword's Armor.... a refreshing new fragrance.".. at the bottom of the page is
a flap that when opened reveals a strong whiff of cologne, and a long yellow tab, with instructions
to rub a wrist on the tab and pick up the refreshing fragrance of Armor::

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page 19

::a photo of an anatomically correct Amaltea Doll in its original package:::
 
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                               Autographed by Amaltea Herself!
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                                             *****

:: a photo of Kwameaki holding a beautiful tea-tin, smiling mischievously::

                                                 New!
                 and exclusive at the RhyDin Shopping Network!

Feeling romantic?  Want to impress that certain special someone?  Try Kwameaki's Pleasure Tea™
....a gentle and exotic blend of rare herbs stimulates the pleasure center for a feeling of well-being
or crazed lust, depending on your mood.

Stop by and try some now! 

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Disclaimer
DoS Today is an independently produced magazine in no way affiliated with the official DOS
game, the Free Form Gaming Forum, or AOL.  The information herein should not be considered
the views of AOL or its staff.
Thank you.


Happy Dueling  :)