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Three Question Captain Interviews: Team Dirty
by Garren the Barbarian
December 31, 2013

I got the opportunity to speak with dueling heart-throb, Claire Farron, who was less talkative than I'd hoped. Fortunately, everyone's favorite(?) cat-thing, Khoom Helston, had a few things to say on behalf of Team Dirty!

Note: After this interview, Team Dirty went on to lose to Mercenarii in Week Seven, which locked them out of the post-season, and will force them to train and look forward to next year.

Question One

Team Dirty had an impressive showing, as a mostly inexperienced team, during Hydra Season Two. Do you feel any disappointment over how much the team has struggled in its Iron Fists League debut?

Claire: No comment.

Khoom: Of course not. Even with our current record, I feel we've done rather well this season, for being a new team. Our goal, I believe, was to be the unknown upsetter, and so far, we haven't done too bad in that regard.

Question Two

You've been swept three times, but have managed to win against Top Flight and the Rock Hards to keep yourself in play-off contention. What do you think made the difference in those two weeks, versus the others?

Claire: Seriously, no comment.

Khoom: Being hungrier than the others. Top Flight has their heads, and egos, so far in the clouds that it's hard to spot someone stringing up a rope at ankle level. As for Rock Hards, well ... they're an energetic bunch.

Question Three

What three fighters from other teams would you, personally, least want to fight? What fighter would you most like to fight?

Claire: Yeah, still no comment. Ask Khoom instead.

Khoom: Like to fight? Oh, I never 'like' to fight ... but I know I wouldn't mind a bit of one-on-one time with a few of them ... But that's going to be my secret to keep.

Yes, well, that isn't creepy at all coming from a man-sized cat! At any rate, our next three-question interview will be for the league's resident loudmouths, Top Flight!